StarWitch Stone's Blog

2009-12-21T12:26:00.006-05:00

This post is in response to comments I received on my Horrible, Obvious Plastic Surgery post. I figured it would get some people stirred up and it did. So here are some more thoughts and responses to their comments.Anonymous commented: "Actually if people who have defective brains and hearts who are so unloving to others who have defects would stop having children with the same closed brains and

Killing Bugs the EASY way!

2009-04-14T10:23:00.002-04:00

I have found a super-easy way to kill bugs that are sitting still, without having to get close to them. Get the vacuum cleaner out, put the long arm attachment on it, and suck those boogers right up into the vacuum. I have been using it for a while now. I never check the vacuum to see if they're dead but they can't get out, right? If dust can't escape the vacuum, bugs can't either. Usually the

Are You Self-Deluded?

2009-02-28T14:27:00.008-05:00

Are you self-deluded? So many people are. You most likely are too. You think you would know if you were lying to yourself, don't you? Maybe you would, but then again, maybe not. Here is an example of self-delusional behavior.I know a woman named Hope*. Hope is an alcoholic. She is married with children. Despite the fact that everyone who has lived with her, including her ex-husband, current

Southern Fundie Preacher Turns out to be Rapist and Murderer

2009-02-11T22:39:00.007-05:00

What a freak. As usual, a man has decided that it is his right to rape and kill a woman and stuff her in his freezer for safe keeping. You nasty motherfucker. I hate men like you. Thirty-seven-year-old Anthony Hopkins (yes, the same name as the actor who played in Silence of the Lambs, a movie about a psycho who fattened up his captive victims before killing and EATING them) was arrested on the

Can You Really Expect an Abundance?

2008-08-10T17:19:00.004-04:00

The answer is definitely “yes”. Many people live their lives with that old adage, “I’ll believe it when I see it”, firmly transfixed in their minds.But the visionaries of yesteryear have always known that the overriding principle is, “I’ll see it when I believe it”. What a difference it makes just by changing the wording. Everything we see in our physical world today, has been built largely by

Apology

2007-12-23T20:53:00.000-05:00

I want to apologize for all the hateful, cynical, sarcastic things I've written in the past several years. I realize that, for many people, that is exactly the kind of writing you are looking for. You prefer for other people to be filled with negativity because it makes you feel better about the way you are. If I'm THAT much meaner than you, then that must mean that you aren't that bad after

Paris Hilton Should NOT Be in Jail

2007-06-09T15:06:00.000-04:00

I'm a bit stressed to hear that Paris Hilton has been sent back to jail after being released on house arrest yesterday. I was glad to see that the Sheriff had the sense to let her go and serve her time at home. Now that same judge, who clearly has a personal problem with Paris, and probably has issues with women in general, has sent her back to jail.Paris Hilton is not a violent criminal. People

My New House and an Adorable Kitten for You

2007-04-03T11:54:00.000-04:00

Very quick post. I have to get back to work. We bought a new house. It's huge and nice and I'm really happy about it! It's 2578 sq ft, plus a double car attached garage. We built a huge shed out back that matches the house (shingles, siding, windows, etc. all match.) It's a pretty fancy neighborhood and they have restrictions on things like that. You can't just build an ugly shed and stick it in

The Ghost Who Tried to Bop Me

2007-04-03T11:25:00.000-04:00

Early this century (lol), my now ex-husband, Dewayne, and I went to Treasure Island, Florida. His mom, Lavenda, also came with us. We didn't reserve a room, so when we got to the beach, most of the hotels were already booked and we ended up finding a pretty old, cheap hotel to stay in. It obviously hadn't been redecorated since the 70's. It had a lot of green and yellow plastic furniture, if you

Only Seven Years in Prison for Crimes So Sick that the Cops Need Therapy After Viewing the Videos

2005-08-19T22:03:00.000-04:00

I was just watching Dateline. Remember when they had that story a while back about little girls in Cambodia, as young as 5 years old, who were being prostituted for sex, mostly to tourists from America and other countries? Well, they had an update on that tonight. A guy named Donald Baker from Canada was found to be one of those tourists and he had made videotape of himself fucking at least four

Evidence May Prove that Jesus Christ was Gay

2005-08-19T12:16:00.002-04:00

Well, according to Rev. Gene Robinson, an Episcopal bishop in New Hampshire, Jesus may have preferred a cute MALE ass. Yes, that's right folks. Jesus is gay. So, gay Christian people, you have no need to stay in the closet. Come on out and worship with the rest of us!Rev. Robinson told his congregation that, "Interestingly enough, in this day of traditional family values, this man that we follow

How Accurate is Your Gaydar?

2005-08-19T11:34:00.000-04:00

A funny picture for all you vegetarians. HAHA, Just kidding!!!Many people try to hide that they are gay, but there is no hiding that fact from my brother, Nathan, who has the ultimate gay-dar (gay radar, if you've not heard that term before.) If someone hasn't come out of the closet yet, but Nathan says they are gay, you better believe him because he hasn't been wrong yet. The first time that I

Hillary Duff and Gravy and Biscuits (Yum!)

2005-08-18T08:49:00.001-04:00

Poor Hillary Duff. She's sad, I can tell. I just saw her on the Today Show doing a "live" concert (lol, why do people bother Ashley Simpson about lip-synching when they ALL do it? Because people are stupid, I guess.) Anyway, Hillary was obviously lip-synching. Not that she is bad at it or that you could tell, but the song sounded exactly like the recorded version, with Hillary doing the backup

My Sister's Premonitions of Death

2005-08-17T10:59:00.001-04:00

My sister thinks she is going to die before her 30th birthday, which just happens to be coming up this Saturday. She flies a LOT, all around the U.S. for her work. She also drives like a maniac, really fast, but she's never had a wreck. I don't think she will die. A lot of people believe they will die before a certain age. The age is usually 18 or 30, but most of them live through it.She's had

Joyce Meyer and Kirk Cameron - Ignorant X-tians?

2005-08-16T09:58:00.000-04:00

Not all Christians are ignorant. Maybe you knew that. Or maybe you disregard everything a Christian person says simply because they are Christian. But I have come to realize that there are many Christians, especially older ones, who really have a good perspective on life, love, marriage, and other subjects of interest to you and me.Most old people are wise, whether they are Christian or not. It's

Horrible, Obvious Plastic Surgery

2005-08-14T23:21:00.000-04:00

Ah, horrible and obvious plastic surgery... If you haven't seen it yet, you should check out Awful Plastic Surgery, a site that shows pictures and commentary of botched celebrity plastic surgeries. Great stuff.I won't mention this lady's name that I'm about to bash, because I hear she threatens to sue people who post pictures of her on their websites. She was on Dr. phil a while back and when I

Pictures of Our Fast Cool Cars (and me in a bikini)

2005-08-01T14:33:00.000-04:00

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:If you haven't tried the new Kellogg's cereal, "Toasted Honey Crunch", you should know that it is AWESOME! Try it.What is with these lame, boring blogs around here? They suck. Do I really want to read a detailed, minute-by-minute description of what you did all day long? NO. Think of something funny or interesting to write about or don't write at all. Thanks buddy! And if

2005-08-01T10:40:00.000-04:00

I have a bear named "Bear" who has been with me for as long as I can remember. He is very special to me, so I decided to build him his own web page to show the world my love for him. You will find pictures of Bear, of me and Bear together, and a touching musical tribute to Bear from me. Yes, I know I have said not to put music on websites, but I have broken that cardinal rule. There IS music on

2005-07-29T13:30:00.000-04:00

Oh yeah, I got my hair done COMPLETELY blonde. Here is a newer picture: (click to enlarge)I even bleached my eyebrows to a lighter brown, bleached my arm hair blonde and bleached some other unmentionables (really!) And no, I don't have a Brazilian bikini wax so I do have bleachable area down there. You know how to do it? Use Jolen Creme Bleach. It's for moustaches and stuff. I used to use it on

Money, Money, Money! (Money!)

2005-07-29T12:03:00.000-04:00

I just noticed that my website made more money on my birthday than on any other day. That's pretty cool. Of course, my birthday is on a Monday and we do better on weekdays than weekends. How would you like it if your paychecks went up and down by $3000 each month? That's a lot of money. Looks like summer is not the best money-making time. I guess a lot of people are out swimming and playing

2005-07-21T14:14:00.000-04:00

Blah, blah, blah. I made a new desktop wallpaper for my husband today and I figured I'd share it with you all. It's the newest, BEST thing since the invention of desktop wallpaper! Click here to view this new sensation and download it! I don't really love you, by the way. Like I said, I made that for my husband. What is better than having a whole bunch of pictures of ME? Nothing that I can think

2005-07-01T15:54:00.000-04:00

Might I suggest that you sign this petition? I did. It's a pro-choice (abortion) petition. Sandra Day O'Conner, on of the liberal Supreme Court Justices, gave her retirement notice today. This is a bad thing for liberals. With Bush being the President, he will certainly replace her with a conservative and the Roe v. Wade decisions and other important legal decisions could easily be reversed with

2005-07-01T13:40:00.000-04:00

Well, the party is Monday. It should be fun. Too bad I heard that one of my childhood friends, we'll call her "K", who is invited, has become some sort of fundamentalist Christian and apparently likes to push her newfound beliefs on other people, so she will probably take issue with there being drinking at the party. Too bad for her, right? New Christians seem to be that way a lot. I know I was

2005-06-29T15:07:00.001-04:00

Here is some advice for the teenagers and other peeps out there who are considering getting into witchcraft, but your family is Christian, and you know it would upset them or get you into trouble... Just keep your new beliefs to yourself basically. Being a witch is not like being gay, where you really need to tell everyone about it so they will know the "real you". It's a private, personal thing

2005-06-24T12:04:00.000-04:00

How am I supposed to get any quality sleep when I have to get up three times every single night to go pee? It's ridiculous. You would think I had the body of an 80 year old. During the day, I can go 8 hours at a time without peeing, so what's the big deal at night? And it's not the type of problem where people feel an urgency to pee, but not much comes out. I have no urgency. I wouldn't even

2005-06-22T15:06:00.001-04:00

Today, I would like to give you some advice. Just a few tips to make life easier for you. I have a lot of advice, of course, but it's a matter of remembering it all and right now I can only remember two things I want to tell you. The first thing is that when you are watching music videos on MTV, VH1, etc., you can turn on the closed-captioning on your TV set if you want to know the lyrics to the

2005-06-14T12:41:00.000-04:00

I am so freaking hot, so here are some pictures of me for me to look at.Oh, nevermind, what a hassle that will be. I'm going to wait and take some bikini pics and post those. YEAH! You know that's going to be HOT because I've been tanning and working out here lately - swimming at the YMCA and doing sit-ups. Yup. I'm gonna be looking goooood. SWEEEET. My husband agrees that my ass is looking

2005-06-14T11:11:00.000-04:00

Well, I'm back. I have been sorely neglecting my website, message board, and emails the last couple of months. I'm still neglecting them, especially the forum. There's no telling what kind of morons are on there talking shit about me and I'm not there to defend myself. Oh well. It really gets a bit old after a while. I have never stayed a member of any internet group or message board for longer

2005-02-20T14:02:00.000-05:00

So, we are buying a house. Yep. Yesterday, we went and talked with the owners and negotiated the price and everything. They are a Christian couple. The wife has long, red hair all the way down to her knees (that's not an exaggeration.) She also has one blue eye and one brown and it's very noticeable. She doesn't wear a stitch of makeup or jewelry. Very homey, but nice to talk to. I think she's

2005-02-19T11:39:00.000-05:00

Hello lovelies! It's "Buy a House" day! My hubby and I are going to negotiate buying a home that we like today. It will be soooo nice to be out of these apartments. The neighbors here SUCK big time. They are loud and trashy. Not to be snobby, but we are definitely better than this. Hell, I'd rather live in a trailer than an apartment. At least you don't have neighbors on the other side of the

2005-01-31T23:42:00.000-05:00

Let's have a hate-fest. I'm not a terribly hateful person, but that's what blogs are for right? Listing the things you hate. So let's do it (not literally DO IT - that was NOT an invitation.) I hAtE iT wHeN tEeNaGeRs WrItE lIkE tHiS. Do you know how long that took me? I also hate it when they abbrveviate their words, as though they think everyone knows what they are talking about. It's really

2004-09-02T03:11:00.000-04:00

Well, it's several years later, and I'm finally back to update my blog. I just added a link to this blog from my Witchcraft site, so I feel the need to post here and explain that for the few people who will unwittingly click that link, not knowing it's taking them off my website. If you want to go back and see the spells, just click that link there. I have added a ton of new love spells to the

2002-03-02T23:41:00.000-05:00

Well, hello stalker person. Since you are the only person who reads this, and you seem to come here quite a bit to check and see if there is anything new, I thought I'd write something tonight for you. Why don't you just email me? I might regret saying that huh? Well, there's not much to talk about really. I went to Florida last weekend. Nice and warm. Got some sun. My face is peeling. :( That's

2002-02-14T11:50:00.000-05:00

Yes, my internet stalker came here to read this, and he couldn't resist the picture page link either. He didn't click the link from here though. He took the URL and put it directly into the browser. Sneaky. But not sneaky enough. lol. Well, it's time to shop for office supplies (I just wanted to say "office supplies") They will actually be sitting on my bedroom floor. But technically, they will

2002-02-14T00:21:00.000-05:00

I just thought I should put a disclaimer up that my post on 2/13 is not typical of the way I normally feel. I am usually very happy-go-lucky (or some other cute phrase.) I don't want to run people off with my seemingly bad attitude. I'm nice. Trust me. (You should run and hide, for real.) <---That was my alter ego's way of giving you a warning. She loves parenthesis. Haha. Just kidding.

2002-02-13T22:58:00.001-05:00

It worked.

2002-02-13T22:58:00.000-05:00

Some people just really make me sick. I mean, literally, my stomach is feeling sick. Some stinkin bitch on this message board saying nasty things about my website. Well, fuck her. If she wants to sit on her ass in front of the computer being queen of the message boards and making little cartoon graphics for free, then I guess that is her own miserable life. I realize there are people in this

2002-02-10T15:26:00.000-05:00

Ah, my first Blog. There are so many other things I should be doing right now, like working on my web design site but of course, instead of working, I'm starting a new BLOG. If you mix those letters up, it spells GLOB. Haha. That's it. I don't have time for this. I'll write later when I've got something good to say. Until then, you can read the ramblings on my Witchcraft web site not the one